We are really very very very sorry that we took it. We did not realize that it was a teaching tool and not a prize (but what a prize it would have been right?) We are returning it as soon as possible. We didn’t use it for anything but ornamentation (on our windows and possibly our foreheads). We…
Hey there! First of all, I want to say thank you. The post above was really honorable and I so appreciate you all returning Big Pink. Faith in humanity! If you all could private message me, I’ll send you a self addressed envelope to mail it back to its’ proper home.
Side note:I hope you screen shot this post because it really is awesome and will make a fantastic story. How many times do people get to say “To Everyone Who is Upset about the Dildo”. Awkward moments happen in life but when handled right, they sometimes become one of our happiest experiences. I really appreciate the help and when I get BIG PINK back, I will share it with the world.
<3 Megan & The CSPH